January 2011
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PAULY D ,
MY BABY.
I'm not a morning person
When my family wakes up they’re all: When I wake up I’m like:
Be mindful of what you toss away, be careful of...
Overthinker.
Yup that’s me. I over analyze every situation if I think that that’s how it’s supposed to be, I replay that moment over and over in my head until I come to some whack conclusion that’s probably far from the actual truth.
Largest Swimming Pool in the World.
This pool is located at the San Alfonso del Mar in Algarrobo, Chile. It is more than 1,000 yards long, covers 20 acres, has a 115 ft deep end and holds 66 million gallons of water. The pool is so large that resort guests use kayaks and small boats to move around. A computer controlled filtration system is used to keep fresh seawater in the pool. Seawater is taken in at one end of the pool and...
I'm jealous of girls that:
are naturally beautiful.
have nice boobs.
have a flat stomach.
make silly faces and still look cute.
eat as much as they want but they don’t gain weight.
look cute in “hobo-ish” clothes.
have flawless features
have no pimples/blemishes.
have beauty and brains.
have an ass.
Jersey Shore -- Then and Now
DJ Pauly D
Nicole “Snooki” Pollizi
Vinny Guadagnino
Jenni “JWOWW” Farley
Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino
Sammi Giancola
Ronnie Margo
when I look at the bitches I used to call friends.
then I look at my real ones and we’re all like
I wouldn't mind.
I wouldn’t mind having a boyfriend who loved to take pictures and videos. Most of all, I wouldn’t mind a boyfriend who would love me because of me, and only because of me. I wouldn’t mind having a boyfriend who knew how to use his brain. I wouldn’t mind having a boyfriend who could break while giving me a kiss. I wouldn’t mind having a boyfriend who would joke around and do cute things. I wouldn’t...
I am obviously too sexy for a Valentine.
Tumblr needs to
Notify you when someone un-follows you
Notify you when someone has answered a question you asked
Bring back the red bubble with the notification numbers
Let you reply to peoples replies
Notify you when someone mentions you
“Truth: she misses him, even though he’s not technically hers to miss.”
– (via stevenrosas)
While walking with your friends...
lookingthroughstainedglass:
… Cool boys and their friends
… Cool girls and their friends
… You and your friends
This is pretty fucking accurate ahaha
